The Elvis Is Alive Guestbook Page 4
2/21/2014 8:59:23 AM
Name: samuel shits a lot
Location: in your pants
Last Sighting: I saw elvis when he tried to give me a bj for some drugs
Comments: hes good at bj
2/17/2014 6:43:15 AM
Location: Not on this page
Last Sighting: The picture at the top of the man holding the mic is NOT Elvis!!! Please change that.
Comments: You can verify this fake photo on Google. Take it down!!!
1/8/2014 8:44:52 PM
Location: Land of the lost
1/7/2014 3:44:48 PM
Name: sandra sosville
Last Sighting: never or maybe I have not sure
Comments: if this man wants to be alone then we should leave him alone it is his life not r
1/3/2014 7:57:26 AM
Name: Jesse Burroughs
Last Sighting: Elvis saved me from drug addiction in 1992 when he arrested the Elm Street gang. He made me swear to give up the drugs and I did because it was Elvis. I was so sad when the ufo swooped in and abducted him, but I've still got the shoe that dropped off when
12/31/2013 2:11:37 PM
Name: Leeroy Jenkins
Last Sighting: I SaW HIM iN PONYVILLE, TWILIGHT AND PINKIE WERE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH HIM I FUCKING SWEAR IT ON ME LIFE BRUDDA BOMMBACLOT NIKO!
Comments: FUUCK THA POLice!
12/30/2013 1:33:40 PM
Location: Dallas, TX
Last Sighting: I saw him at the Rick Ross concert, in the bathroom! I swear it was him, and he does want to be left alone!
12/29/2013 5:11:31 PM
12/18/2013 9:38:55 AM
Location: houston texas
12/3/2013 3:12:36 AM
Location: Leek, Westwood College
Last Sighting: I saw him in physics coursework
Comments: His new name is Jacob Bode. His hairstyle, the way he looks, everything. ITS JACOB BODE IM TELLING YOU. PLEASE BELIEVE
12/3/2013 3:07:10 AM
Last Sighting: Room 222, ICT Class
Comments: Elvis is really called Connor.
11/28/2013 12:32:43 PM
Last Sighting: Not in this town, sadly.
Comments: Getting Elvis out of public, private and Mafia sight was the only way the government could guarantee a conviction of Pro and his henchmen. In return the government had made Elvis one of their top undercover agents in the DEA. "WHY COULDN'T THEY BE PROSECU
11/27/2013 1:06:54 PM
Location: Not on your life.
Last Sighting: He lives comfortable with everything provided by the fans visiting Graceland. He has some trouble walking, loves to read and watch the news and videos.
Comments: He is not Jesse, Elvis, or Jon but to the public. LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
11/26/2013 9:21:32 AM
Name: Henry DeMattie
Last Sighting: I was in prison after getting caught lightin up some crystal.
Comments: Elvis locked me and my friends up and as he walked away he was whistling "Jailhouse Rock". Elvis is alive, I believe... I BELIEVE!!!
11/25/2013 8:14:36 PM
Name: Jerome DeMattie
Location: United States/Indiana/Mianus
Last Sighting: On my knees in the backyard with my hands in the air and a head full of smoke. He was blitzed and howling at the moon with a pack full of police and a hand full of pills.
11/25/2013 8:10:29 PM
Name: Jared Lehman
Location: Indiana/my home/prison
Last Sighting: Late one night out was out with a few of my brothers smoking some drugs. We were high outta our minds but we knew what we saw. Elvis and a whole team of cops ran around the corner of my house. He told us to get on our knees and put our hands in the air. H
Comments: It's okay if you don't believe me. I saw him and that's all I need.
11/15/2013 6:53:15 AM
Last Sighting: I believe he is alive I just wish he would put some real proof out there for all his fans by speaking to a valid newspaper reporter and confirming he is happy and well which is all we need to know
8/17/2013 4:10:22 PM
8/16/2013 9:45:38 PM
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Last Sighting: Did anyone else NOT hear Joe Esposito's telephone interview with George Kleine on May 24, 2013 where (in the live telephone interview on Elvis Radio) GK asks Esposito why the Elvis show at the Aria Hotel in Las Vegas didn't last very long and Esposito ans
7/12/2013 9:02:29 AM
Name: Adam Oomar
Last Sighting: Middle of gaza strip, running around in tighty whiteys
Comments: dirka dirka elvis, dirka dirka jihad.
7/12/2013 2:33:29 AM
Name: Terry Langford
Last Sighting: Yesterday at my local sainsburys petrol garage, He was driving a light blue nissan micra
Comments: Hi all, im the greatest Elvis fan alive and i am now so happy that my sightings are not a hoax and other people are able to confirm what i always knew. This also explains all the new material he releases
7/1/2013 6:52:03 AM
Name: Eric Victor
Last Sighting: i saw Elvis last night when i was trying to go to sleep i was scared like hell
6/27/2013 6:56:34 AM
Last Sighting: Never
Comments: Do people actually spend their lives looking for an uninfluential person? How odd that any naturally narcissistic human would care enough about another as to pay for a domain, go through a list of facts, and type them down for no apparent reason.
6/24/2013 5:25:13 PM