The Elvis Is Alive Guestbook Page 8
4/9/2011 7:33:29 AM
Last Sighting: Six feet under
Comments: He is dead. You clowns
4/2/2011 6:36:26 PM
Last Sighting: My last sighting was at Gracelands where he lies in his grave.next to Vernon and Miinie May along side of Gladsy So all you people who are convinced he is alive Get real .....Hes dead and gone to be with the Lord
Comments: To bad we have people in this world l who havent got anything better to do then to make up stories about Elvis ...Just let him rest in peace
4/1/2011 7:58:58 PM
Name: THAT CRAZY PERSON FROM THIS WEBSITE®
Last Sighting: In a hamburger shop. He was very overweight and he had grayish hair. He was in a wheelchair and a woman said to him, "we shouldn't be in here, the doctor said not to eat hamburgers because they aren't good for your heart!" and he repllied, "oh Lisa Marie,
Comments: YES! I SAW HIM. DESPITE ALL PROOF THAT HE IS DEAD, HE CANNOT BE BECAUSE I SAW THE GOD DAMNED GUY! ANYONE WHO SAYS HE IS DEAD IS CURSED BY THE DEVIL!!! YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL, SUCKERS! I KNOW THAT MR. PRESLEY IS LIVING AND WITH HEALTH PROBLEMS! DON'T YOU
3/29/2011 7:19:56 PM
3/21/2011 3:53:52 PM
Location: poughkeepsie, ny
Last Sighting: stewarts on rt 44 in poughkeepsie new york
Comments: bought peanut butter, fluff,and 3 slim jims
3/20/2011 6:12:43 PM
Last Sighting: last known sightings that he was living alone in a little bunglow
Comments: weather or not elvis is dead or alive for what ever reason i think he just wants to be left alone and live the way he wants to live quietly
3/16/2011 5:20:49 PM
3/15/2011 7:39:41 AM
Name: Holly Emerling
Last Sighting: if this is true i would love see him that would make my amazon day
3/7/2011 7:39:02 AM
Location: freehold n.j.
Last Sighting: ELVIS is alive. YOU people out there writting nasty remarkes about him should stop. He never made bad marks about you. Weither he is alive or dead. WHAT gives you the right to talk bad about him . You don't even know him!!!!!!!!!!!
3/3/2011 6:05:33 AM
Last Sighting: YESTERDAY
Comments: ELVIS IS ALIVE HALLELUJAH
2/21/2011 9:27:05 PM
Name: Mustang Ed
Location: Chico, California
Last Sighting: Raley's Supermarket parking lot in Chico, California
Comments: I was coming out of Raley's with a few groceries last night around 9:00. There was a new Cadillac parked right next to my Mustang. Elvis looks great for an old guy. Lost a lot of weight. He wants most people to believe he's no longer around but for f
2/9/2011 2:49:28 PM
Location: Tweed, Ontario Canada
Last Sighting: He is not living in Tweed Ontario. This is a tale (hoax) told and spread by someone I knew years back who had a substance abuse problem and was a living veggie. A television tonight show called him and interviewed him by phone about this and at the time
1/31/2011 12:03:50 PM
Last Sighting: Saw him shake hands with my boss who was an old southern rocker friend of Elvis..."Nice Show",was all he said..1984 or 85
1/24/2011 1:49:10 PM
Location: belfast,northern ireland
1/22/2011 1:43:48 PM
1/21/2011 11:59:08 AM
Name: Scott howarth
Location: Nottingham, England
Last Sighting: The summer of 1990, driving a gas repair van around Nottingham. He looked older, but it him. what was really odd was that the van looked new, but had been out of commission for at least twenty years!!!!!!!!!!
Comments: Not sure about the DEA agent thing though, surely he is too recognisable?
1/8/2011 3:24:51 PM
Last Sighting: elvis is dead
12/31/2010 10:07:39 AM
Location: Up there
Last Sighting: His eternal resting place
Comments: Elvis is dead! Get over it, why the hell would he seriously leave everything behind like that...geesh...look everyone, gullible is written on the ceiling!
12/30/2010 4:02:07 PM
Name: Stacy Ann
Last Sighting: At Graceland reading a book quietly under a tree. He was secretly observing all of his faithful fans.. i know it was him!
12/14/2010 7:21:33 PM
Name: Mickey Moran
Location: Campbellsville, KY
12/12/2010 9:33:54 PM
Name: Beta as Fuck
Location: Wherever i'm masturbating
Last Sighting: I saw him sucking my dick the other day while I was playing Dance Dance Revolution then he ran off. I'm pretty sure it was elvis. He was old and everything so I guess that would make sense.
Comments: Haha. Just found out that old guy who sucked my dick was my stepdad. False Alarm guys! TOGETHER ALONE!
12/12/2010 9:25:57 PM
Location: DC BITCH
Last Sighting: I saww hiz ass up at 54th and Crenshaw at Compton. Ya'll bitches best goo fiiiin hiz ayusss!
Comments: I is a strong aferkin-amurikin womin whoo ken hold her liquer so if ya wana step to mahh ass u best bring a buletprooph vesttt bitch cuz i am capibel of gettin ghettoo!
12/4/2010 9:26:12 AM
Name: my mom has issues
Location: your mums bedroom
Last Sighting: my last sighting....... urrrr nowhere.....
Comments: btw guys anyone who thinks elvis is alive, frankly is thick no disrespect or nuthin XD but ure all thick
12/2/2010 8:14:25 PM
Name: Bob Bear